Monday, September 1, 2014

Why do HETEROSEXUSAL men LOVE STRIP CLUBS?

She shakes, she twerks, she wiggles, she splits, she jiggles, she takes off garments of clothing to seductive sounds of music. Men throw money at her, lots of money sometimes. She hopes that they make it rain instead of making it drizzle. What is she doing? She is doing her job. What is her job? She is a STRIPPER. Men flock to strip clubs like bees to honey, like flies to waste, and like fruit flies to vinegar, throwing their hard earned money on the stage of these woman. Some men give this money out of want and and some give it out of need. I often wonder, Why? Why? Why? What is it about strip clubs that men LOVE so much? Is it the way she spreads her legs over the pole? Is it the way she gyrates her body causing great excitement? Maybe it's the thought of a woman that is half naked or completely naked sliding up and down a pole, sometimes in simulation. I don't know? I do not go to strip clubs, and I am not a MAN BUT I can tell you some of the reasons MEN say or claim that they go to the strip clubs. In my research I have compiled information that I have received from men, women and the internet. Let's see what I have learned! (1) The most popular and honest reason is probably this one. Men go to strip clubs because there is not a chance BUT a guarantee, a one hundred (100%) guarantee that there will be woman there with no clothes on. If men lie about this then a question should be posed to them asking if there were 60 year old men dancing naked on a pole would they still go to strip clubs, throwing their hard earned money around? I THINK NOT! THE ANSWER IS ABSOLUTELY NOT! Men love to see women's bodies. The more they see, the more they get excited and the better it is for them. They don't have to ask, beg, or pay, it's automatic once they step through the door. (2) Men love to fantasize. Some men are living secret affairs with bodacious, attractive women with no strings attached. They see beautiful women as the epitome of successful dating. Though most men may accept the fact that they don't have their perfect, dream woman as their mate, they still dream! By seeing women of such equal beauty and being completely nude and somewhat vulnerable, allows them to get a little closer to their fantasy. It isn't actually, or physically cheating, BUT the thought of engaging one of the women does cross the minds of most men, of course. (3) It puts a great big smile on their faces. It makes them extremely happy. Most men that go to strip clubs have huge smiles on their faces, and thick wallets to match. It may not even matter whether they speak to a woman or not, just being in a room with naked, roaming beautiful women is enough for them. It is like being in Fantasy Island surrounded by scantily dressed women. It is a dream come true for them. (4) It calms them down. Some men have very successful and stressful jobs. They see a strip club as a great place to unwind, to release the steam so to speak. Some find it very beneficial also to do business at strip clubs since they feel it is a very happy place that has pretty good food. Is there a better place to get the client to put his John Hancock on the dotted line? Strip clubs are considered great places to loosen up their ties. THERE YOU HAVE IT MY STRIPPING PEOPLE! (LOL). Men have loved strip clubs from the beginning of time and I am pretty sure they will love them until the end of time. How do some women feel about their MEN going to strip clubs? Tune in to tomorrow's blog post and find out. Please COMMENT, SHARE, LIKE, AND SUBSCRIBE! Until the next time my tenacious people, BE KIND, BE LOVING, BE CARING, BE CAREFUL AND FOR GOODNESS SAKE DON'T STRIP. (ROFL)

No comments:

Post a Comment